Punk Fish

If I was a teenage fish and I wanted to really shock my parents,  I would get a bunch of face piercings that looked like fish-hooks. My Grandma would be completely freaked out and just wouldn't understand the youth culture of today.  Then about 5 years later pretty much every young fish would have face fish-hook piercings too, so I'd have to get a tatoo on my fin of a fishing boat.