Sabre Light

If I had a Light Sabre I wouldn't waste my time killing aliens who had turned to the dark side in exciting, but potentially dangerous battles. I would use it as novelty lighting in my sitting room. Of course a number of my family and friends would loose their fingers as they reach for it and say "Ooooh, I like your new larva-lamppppaaaaarrrrgh", but that's the price you have to pay for interesting lighting.