Some folks never exaggerate - they just remember big

My wife is the master of exaggeration. The minimum exaggeration she ever uses is 18 Thousand. e.g "There were like 18 Thousand people in line at the Bank today". But when she is in the mood she switches it up to a whole new level. Not only does she skip the Millions and Billions and goes directly to the Trillions, but she omits any similes - She just states it as a fact. Most people would say "The phone has been ringing off the hook today", but she says "The phone has rung 8 trillion times today!". Let's think about that for a second. That is 8,000,000,000,000 in say 12 hours. This comes out to over 185 Million calls a second. You buy shares in AT&T here.